How To Screw Up
- Promise a prominent professor that you'll do some numerical experiments for him.
- Use local supercomputer to do said experiments.
- Do not at any point verify that the experiments you think you're doing are the experiments that are actually being performed.
- Announce that the experiments are completed.
- Perform a rudimentary analysis and observe that most of the data is useless.
When I was an undergrad my professors always told me to analyze data as it was being generated so that I could avoid precisely the above situation. Luckily the math department has plenty of time on the supercomputer so I can run the experiments I need, but it's going to take a while.

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