Wrists and Canned Cheeseburgers

Wrists: I got a wicked case of tendonitis paddling a week and a half ago. My wrist makes this horrible creaking noise whenever it moves. The sound makes me think that I've run out of joint lubricant. The nurse called it crepitous.  It's more like de-crepitous.

Canned Cheeseburger: If you don't read the AV Club, you should.  In this week's edition they review a canned cheeseburger.